Thanks to Kit (my good friend and co-deli worker)and the internet for this one.
Go buy a turkey
- – Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- – Put turkey in the oven
- – Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- – Set the degree at 375 ovens
- – Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- – Turn oven the on
- – Take 4 whisks of drinky
- – Turk the bastey
- – Whiskey another bottle of get
- – Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- – Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- – Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- – Take the oven out of the turkey
- – Take the oven out of the turkey
- – Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- – Turk the carvey
- – Get yourself another scottle of botch
- – Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- – Bless the saying, pass and eat out